{ Thursday, July 14, 2005 } 12:54 PM

Wahahahaha

I had project work (PW) today. I was supposed to got TAF Club today, so I got up at 6.30 am. Guess what? I found out that I needed too much time to complete whatever that was left of my PW, hence I decided to skip TAF. I couldn't care, either.

During PW, we were supposed to learn how to identify arguments and reasons. I don;t know why, but Watson asked Serene if he could ask her a personal question. It was, "Do you use a tampon?"

Serene refused to answer because I think she had PMS symptoms. However, Danis and Lester overheard the conversation and started asking what was a tampon. Wahaha. Serene, Watson and I started breaking out into fits. Danis and Lester's innocence really amused us.

We refused to tell them, in the hope that we can continue watching them guess. So when Mr. Eng came over, both of them asked him what was a tampon. Haha. Mr. Eng was kind of embarrassed and said that he would tell them after class.

I really found it funny and started to share the joke with Grace. Grace started laughing and banging the wall. I went back to my seat to find Alston trying to explain that it's actually a red chocolate. Wahaha. Of course they wouldn't believe it. Grace then started saying that it's a brand. Wahaha. Even worse.

We started giving hints like, it's a noun, it's an object, it's a thing... Haha. Lester started asking if the word can be found on the dictionary. We said yes and he was certain that he would go home and check out tampons on the Internet. Wahahahahaha. LMAO.

They finally came to a conclusion that tampon was something related to sanitary napkins. We tried telling them that it served the same purpose, but they ARE NOT sanitary napkins. They got even more confused. Lester approached Junius for help, the latter supposedly being dirty minded and nonsensical, however, couldn't answer.

Danis then got an idea, when we told him that it's used when girls go into the swimming pool. He then tried explaining to Lester that it was something like a cork found in science labs. You stuff it up there to stop the menstrual flow.

They started "oohing" and "ahhing". But that's not the end. Danis started saying that you can stuff 3 at one go if you like, to prevent any leakage. Then Watson suggested that you can even stuff it into your anus to prevent lao sai, or diahorrea. Lester then said that you can stuff it into your nostrils when you have runny noses.

However, the truth came to light only when Danis said that when you take it out, the menstrual flow will gush out like a tap, because it accumulated in the inside of the body. Wahaha. Serene and I realised that they had the wrong idea!!!

We told them that tampons are absorbent. And that they would absorb the menstrual flow. Aiyoh, they really made us laugh like mad. I then started spreading the word to Mary, Aisha, Shi Ning and Sourisha. I was still laughing at Danis and Lester after PW. Which was an hour later.

I really had a happy day today. Wahaha. Hope this continues throughout my JC days at Innova. (Which is a jinx school, no kidding.)